dear reader i am writing tyo inform you that i have read and recived your letter.
it was a very entertaining read. i especially liked the perswasivw writing teckniques used. allthough i have one query.
i am not making offhanded remarks only for your benifit.
i do that to lots of people and they take it as a joke. only a fool would think that i am not a bad person in general.
if theese problems persist pleasse do not contact me in anyway, failing that will result in further action taken.
if you have a problem with the two partys walking together for six hours as the first party has inputed alot more hours than the seccond party the first party would like to remind the seccond party that it is his issue to resolve. 
if he does not want to walk the d of e experdition with the first party he can walk it with some other group.

sincerly jabba the hut